‘See you around.’
Dita Von Teese & Scarlett Johansson - Flaunt by James White, October 2006
How did I not know this happened? Two of my favorite ladies.
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This is my inspiration picture.
So…I’m pretty sure Jon Hamm is everything I want in a man. Gimme.
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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I have a couple of great shows to look forward to this spring! I’ve been wanting to see #BRMC & Andrew McMahon for years now! XD
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
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